{"product_id":"dog-shot-golf-club-membership","title":"Dog Shot Golf Club Membership — Monthly","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoin the Club. £3 a month. No strings, no stitch-up.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003eRight, let's be honest. You've been playing as a Guest, tracking your howlers, watching the good stuff sit behind a door you haven't opened yet. Time to come inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClub Membership gets you into the Clubhouse\u003c\/strong\u003e — the good stuff behind the velvet rope:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYour Player Profile\u003c\/strong\u003e — a permanent monument to your triumphs and, let's face it, your Muppet awards.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Badge Collection\u003c\/strong\u003e — proof of every glorious cock-up and rare moment of competence, immortalised forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFriends \u0026amp; Leaderboards\u003c\/strong\u003e — settle who's actually the Top Dog and who's buying the drinks, with receipts. (Friends leaderboard live now; Club, National \u0026amp; Worldwide coming soon.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSet up in seconds, no faff\u003c\/strong\u003e — pre-populated player cards and one-tap invites get the round rolling before anyone's even off the first tee. And it's proper communal multiplayer: everyone marks on their own device, all feeding the same round — no passing one phone round the group like a dodgy scorecard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAwesome Memories\u003c\/strong\u003e — where your rounds live on long after the hangover's gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAI Round Recaps\u003c\/strong\u003e — 2 with every month you buy, our AI writing up your round like a proper sports journalist who happened to witness a disaster. Don't use them? They stack up and never expire, so save them for the rounds worth immortalising.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGolf Trips \u0026amp; Stag Do's\u003c\/strong\u003e (coming soon) — organise the whole shambolic weekend without losing a single fine to \"I didn't agree to that.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHere's the bit that isn't a con\u003c\/strong\u003e. This is not a subscription. No card details on file, no sneaky auto-renewal, no £3 vanishing every month until the hot death of the universe. You pay for a month, you get a month. Happy? Grab another. Sulking because you shot 112? Don't pay — nobody's chasing you. You only ever pay when you actually want to be in the Club. No \"we've upgraded your plan,\" no cancelling via a phone line that's open Tuesdays 9–9:15.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree quid. One month. Pay again if — and only if — you loved it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dog Shot Golf","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54073618596183,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1016\/6081\/9799\/files\/Clubhouse.png?v=1784480048","url":"https:\/\/dogshotgolf.com\/products\/dog-shot-golf-club-membership","provider":"Dog Shot Golf","version":"1.0","type":"link"}