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You've just hit an absolute horror shot.
You know what's coming next...
"What the hell was that?"
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You know what's coming next...
"What the hell was that?"
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That tree on the 13th? It wasn't even in play for the last hundred years — the council clearly planted it this morning just to catch me out.
Right, that ball on the 7th didn't get lost — Dave's shadow moved as I struck it, put me right off. It's still in flight somewhere over Kent as far as I'm concerned.
In my defence, I'd have middled that tee shot on the 4th if Wardy hadn't picked that exact moment to start jangling his loose change like a one-man slot machine.