Dog Shot Golf Club Membership — Annual

Join the Club for a year. £15. That's the whole season sorted.

Let's do the maths, because it's the good kind. £15 for twelve months works out at £1.25 a month — less than the sausage roll you inhale at the turn. Buy monthly and a full year's £36; buy the year up front and you've saved yourself twenty-odd quid for the price of committing to a hobby you're clearly already obsessed with. That's not a hard sell. That's a rounding error you'll thank yourself for.

Annual Membership gets you the full Clubhouse, all year:

Your Player Profile — a permanent monument to your triumphs and, let's face it, your Muppet awards.

The Badge Collection — proof of every glorious cock-up and rare moment of competence, immortalised forever.

Friends & Leaderboards — settle who's actually the Top Dog and who's buying the drinks, with receipts. (Friends leaderboard live now; Club, National & Worldwide coming soon.)

Set up in seconds, no faff — pre-populated player cards and one-tap invites get the round rolling before anyone's even off the first tee. And it's proper communal multiplayer: everyone marks on their own device, all feeding the same round — no passing one phone round the group like a dodgy scorecard.

Awesome Memories — where your rounds live on long after the hangover's gone.

AI Round Recaps — 25 of them, landing the moment you join, our AI writing up your round like a proper sports journalist who happened to witness a disaster. They stack up and never expire, so save them for the rounds worth immortalising.

Golf Trips & Stag Do's (coming soon) — organise the whole shambolic weekend without losing a single fine to "I didn't agree to that."

And it's still not a subscription. No card details on file, no sneaky auto-renewal, no £15 quietly reappearing next year while you're not looking. You buy a year, you get a year — and when it's up, you decide all over again whether we've earned another. You're never locked in. You just get the best price for backing yourself for the season.

Twelve months. £15. £1.25 a month. Sorted.