Bad golf, properly scored

Play a round free — no card, no fuss. Join the Club for badges, mates on a leaderboard and your own daft honours list. Or grab a Stag Trip or a Golf Tour and turn the whole thing into a full-blown competition.

Free

Real Round Lite

The full game, no card needed. Settles the bragging rights and who’s buying in the 19th. Nothing’s kept afterwards — that’s what the Club’s for.

Play a round

£3 a month · £15 a year

Dog Shot Golf Club

Everything kept — your profile, your badges, your mates on a leaderboard, and an AI recap of the round nobody asked for.

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One pass, one stag

Fines, titles, and a speech the groom won't survive

Covers the whole thing: every round, every player, every fine. Three months of app access included.

Club members get 20% off both.

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Stag Day & Stag Trip Team Caps

Stag Day & Stag Trip Team Caps

Stag Day & Stag Trip Team Caps

£15.00
Sale price  £15.00 Regular price 
Dog Shot Golf Range Beanie

Dog Shot Golf Range Beanie

Dog Shot Golf Range Beanie

£12.50
Sale price  £12.50 Regular price 

Wear the evidence

One pass, one tour

Fines, titles, and a write-up nobody survives

Covers the whole tour: every day, every player, every fine. Three months of app access included.

Club members get 20% off.

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About us

It started with a bad round

Golf’s obsessed with getting better. We got obsessed with the other bit — the shanks, the four-putts, the shot that went further sideways than forwards. So we built an app to celebrate them, made merch to keep it free, and built the Trip Pass so a weekend away comes home with a story instead of a scorecard.

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